As crime runs rampant around gang-plagued high schools in late-1990s America, Seattle's Kennedy High School has become a free-fire zone: an independent area where the police don't even dare to enter. As a result, bent on bringing order and discipline back to his crime-ridden school, the new principal, Dr Miles Langford, agrees to take part in an ambitious government initiative by having three former military cyborgs as undercover android educators. For the fresh-out-of-prison ex-gang member, Cody Culp, this is a golden opportunity to start afresh and get his life back on track; however, his zero-tolerance cybernetic instructors only believe in punishment. Back in 1984, the teachers were afraid of the pupils, in

A sexy anthropologist is on holiday, goes for a swim in the sea and when she gets back to dry land she has become 'Lady Terminator', possessed by the spirit of an ancient and evil South Seas Queen (who is invincible to gunfire), whom is just waiting to go on a murderous rampage. She is soon armed with an AK-47 and isn't afraid to use it as she now takes to the streets of Indonesia to get revenge on those who have wronged her and get a bit of erm, male company that she hasn't had the pleasure of for rather a long time. Sit back and enjoy this Indonesian cheesy horror with more than the occasional nod to 'The Terminator'.

The film begins, 4 scientists come up with a nugget of creating a powerful satellite, who are kidnapped by a terrorist organization. The rest of the story revolves around the protection of scientists and restoring the satellite by Chandrakanth (Krishna), Secret Agent 117.

Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb, to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme is Agent 00, a 3-foot-tall filipino martial arts master, expert marksman, top-class romancer and all-around superspy. Can Agent 00 rescue Dr. Kohler before it's too late?

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!

Mercenary Gold is sent from the CIA to seize the laser expert Braun in Cuba, before the KGB catches him. A recently stolen giant diamond could be used together with Braun's knowledge to construct a laser cannon which could bring power over the whole world. Who will succeed: CIA or KGB - or none of them?

Johnathan Cabot is a champion gymnast. In the tiny, yet savage, country of Parmistan, there is a perfect spot for a "star wars" site. For the US to get this site, they must compete in the brutal "Game". The government calls on Cabot, the son of a former operative, to win the game. Cabot must combine his gymnastics skills of the west with fighting secrets of the east and form GYMKATA!

making a separate list for these now

movie

draculae

maybe one day i’ll actually watch these

film criticism cannot tell you whether or not you will enjoy a movie and i think all kinds of movies are enjoyable. this makes them objectively good in this essay i will

objectively good movies

a dash of spooky-ooky, a pinch of hardy-harr, and a heaping spoon of ‘fuck even.’ mention these to your film guy tinder match.

1973 animated film directed by René Laloux

weird shit extraordinaire 

American science fiction television series from 1993-1999

American science fiction television series from 2001–2005

maybe i’ll actually watch this part two: tv show edition

due for a rewatch

if i ever read a book again

American science fiction television series from 1995–2001

will kip ever finish these tv shows???

i like a lot of things but these are things i like the most. top tier kip content.

American fantasy comedy-drama television series