Books like Swamp Thing, Vol. 5: Earth to Earth

I'm fully on board with this one. Total social commentary time. Sure, Swamp Thing just saved the freaking universe from the Mother of All Darkness, comes home to find that his honey has been thrown in jail for consorting with him. It's sick and unnatural, folks. She works with autistic kids. What's *wrong* with her??? Outcast, barely on bail, she runs to Gotham under a new name, gets picked up with hookers and thrown in jail and now it's a media sensation.Now bring in the Greenie. Greenie: Let her go!Law: No! It's the law!Greenie: The law is stupid, I can burst you all apart from the inside out before you can sneeze. I just want my woman.Abs: Hey, honey, it's okay. We better not kill all of Gotham today. Let's try to work this out peacefully.Greenie: Screw that. I'm gonna go all nonviolent on their asses and turn Gotham into a perfect Eden until they give in.Batman: Uh, I kinda agree with Greenie, but he is acting like a terrorist. I better get my defoliant.Greenie: You're an idiot. (Pounds Batman to shit.)Lex Luthor: I've got an idea. Napalm.Law: Wait, wait, I think we'd best just give him his woman. Someone just mentioned that this same law would apply to Superman, wouldn't it?Other Law: Oh crap. We're so sorry. We didn't mean it. Sorry.Lex Luthor: Fuck this. (Supersciencey harmonics napalm missile slams into Greenie's head. He's dead. Again.)Everyone else: Oh, god, what have we done! We didn't mean it! Sorry.Abs: (Looks at them all.) Gotham's full of morons.Great story, no? Fantastic story. :) We even get more psychedelic stuff and a shift in the wavelength to Blue. Neat, huh? Oh, and Greenie is kinda a god now. This is the stuff I expected from him from the start, but only now get to see in all his glory. This is the awesome Swamp Thing I've been waiting for. :)Yay!