Books like Tim and Eric's Zone Theory: 7 Easy Steps to Achieve a Perfect Life

I am now Zone Level 8 and no longer require books thanks to this guide. You can achieve happiness too through diet (white foods only such as alfredo sauce, sausage, and crustless bread), exercise (horseplay), and expulsion of your family/ritual sacrifice. Zone TheoryTM is less of a theory than a collection of hard facts that help you realize ultimate transcendence. It should be a part of early childhood curriculum across the Earth**to transcend to Zone Level 9 I must spread the word of Zone TheoryTM to at least half a dozen other people so this review is technically part of the process