Books like I'm Your Girl

Bingo A Thon: Very Old TBRPink and/or Blue CoverChick Lit A Thon: Read a Book With A Pair Of Heels on the CoverLAWD!!!!! I usually don't pre-write my reviews. I usually just write what ever comes to my mind and I don't put much thought into my reviews, but you guys already know that. But THIS BOOK.....I took some notes and instead of a regular review I'm simply going to list everything I hate about this book. 1) The main character Diane who is Black constantly refers to her skin tone as Suede2) She also calls her butt, her caboose 3) She thinks that the word Booty is nasty4) Words used to refer to a penis are Johnson, banana, his thing, and down there5) The over use of the word Multi Cultural in reference to interracial dating6) Why are we forced to read pages upon pages of made up books the characters are reading?7) The love interest Jack is White and is described as pasty, ghost like, and having skin like chalk8) Jack lost his wife and son 9 months ago and is in deep mourning until the second he meets Diane, then he's like What wife & son?9) Diane throws away her vibrator because "She has a boyfriend now and won't need it" REALLY BITCH? 10) Diane and Jack have ZERO chemistry 11) THIS BOOK WAS BORING12) Diane who 25 is worried that people will think she's "funny" (gay) because she's not married I CAN'T GUYS! 13) Has the author ever met a Black woman before? 14) INSTALOVE!!!! 15) Did I already say I was bored? 16) The writing is terrible 17) The writing was really terrible18) The good girls don't have sex outside of marriage trope19) The good girls don't use foul language trope20) All women are insecure nags tropeDON'T READ THIS BOOK!! OR ANYTHING ELSE BY THIS AUTHOR!!!