Books like Zero Hour

Hey, It's me.I know. I didn't even rate this one.I'm in a weird book space right now. Trying new things and them NOT working out. Is this what people mean when they say they are in a book funk? Cuz, I've never had one yet, so I guess I might be excited that I get to have a turn. There should be a book to help with this.There's a book for everything, right?This book is written in the second person narration. So, it is all "you are walking here and there. You see a cat. You pet it." And, I'm all "Don't tell me what to do, book!" Plus, I would never pet a cat. I'm strictly in the dog category. By the way, Science has ended the dispute today. Dogs are smarter. Told ya so.The signs were there.I really couldn't get over this narration. Especially when the book told me that I was a bald dude in the army. I would totally have hair if I were a guy. I think I was offended by that. Except, I was too busy imagining that I had a penis and testicles. They seem like they would be uncomfortable to me. I don't know. It just felt wrong.Invisible or not, all evidence points to itchy.Yeah, I like being a girl.Also, I'm not a fan of second person narration. So, I didn't finish this and I'm going back to "normal books" like vampire romances, crime-solving manic pixies, and historical fiction in which everyone is NOT smelly and lives past 30 with a beautiful man. You know, reality.Or, maybe a classic.oooorrrrr, maybe not.