Books like A Hundred and One Uses of a Dead Cat

Maslow, Fanci, and Ashley wandered over to the thin red book lying on the floor.Maslow, the smartest of the three cats, tried to read the title, "D-E-A-D C-A-T"Ashley pricked up her ears "CATS! It's about cats."Fanci turned a few pages, 'It's about dead cats, I think."Maslow sneered, "Who would want a dead cat? We're a lot cuddlier when we're alive.Fanci sneered back, "You're a lot fatter when you're alive"."Hey, I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!"AshLey kept looking at the pictures, "It seems we cats are a lot more useful dead than alive."Fanci laughed, "Keep at it, Ash. At 17 years old, you'll soon be finding out.""I'm a indoor cat.""So?""You're an outdoor cat.""And your point?"It's a well known fact that indoor cats live much longer. While I'm eating salmon, you'll be a golf club."Fanci snarled, "And I hear your mama's a rug in a cathouse!"Before the fur started flying, Maslow interrupted, "Wait guys. What if this book is for real? Someday we could be life preservers or worse. What happens to us after we're gone?"They all turned to me. I smiled, "Don't worry, kitties. You will have a long life and be well loved."Fanci asked, "But what will you do when we're gone?"I'll get a puppy"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!Two days later, they crawled out from under the bed.