Books like Weirdos from Another Planet!

Some of my favorite ones:Calvin: SUSIE, QUICK! GET HELP!Somebody filled my sandbox with quicksand! I'm sinking fast! ACK! RRGHH!Susie: Oh, right. Give me a break.Calvin: Your gender would be a lot more tolerable if it wasn't so darn cynical!----------------------------------------------------------------------Calvin: Boy, what a beautiful summer morning, huh, Dad? Too bad you can't stay home to enjoy it.When you're old, you'll be sorry you never took advantage of days like these, but of course, that's far off, and in the meantime, there's lots of work to be done.Yep, you'd better get to work. Have a good long drive in traffic. Maybe you'll get home in time to watch the sunset… if you can stay awake. So long!Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me.----------------------------------------------------------------------Calvin (to Hobbes): Ever sit and watch ants?Look at this one. He's carrying a crumb that's bigger than he is, and he's RUNNING.And if you put an obstacle in front of him, he'll scramble like crazy until he gets across it. He doesn't let anything stop him.I just can't identify with that kind of work ethic.