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They Wear WHAT Under Their Kilts?
Subject: Emily’s Glossary for People Who Haven’t Been to ScotlandFrom:
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[email protected] about: running around doing nothing. In other words, spending a month supposedly doing work experience on a Scottish sheep farm, but really spending days on Kilt Watch at the nearest castle.Schottie: Scottish Hottie, also known as Ruaraidh, the subject of much drooling and first prize in the “Who Can Snog Him First” contest.Mad schnoogles: the British way of saying big smoochy kisses. Will admit it sounds v. smart to say it that way.V.: very. Using it abbreviated is coolio to the third power.Bunch of yobbos: a group of mindless idiots. In Scotland, can also mean sheep. You can take it from me—there is nothing stupider than a sheep, especially when you’re trying to make them take their liver medicine.Stooshie: uproar, as in “If Holly thinks she can take Ruaraidh from me without causing a stooshie, she’s out of her mind!”Sheep dip: not an appetizer.