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The Valley of the Moon

2006Jack London

4.8/5

Here now is my Sock Puppet Theater script for this book: Saxon: Hello. Billy: Hello. I enjoy talking about my ancestors, and how white they were, and what good stock they were, and how much they suffered. Saxon: I enjoy talking about how they came here before these other dirty immigrants, and are therefore way more awesome. Also how my form and figure reflect the old stock. Billy: We should get married, and talk about this all the time. Saxon: Yay! Saxon's Sister: BITCH YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF SHOES GIVE ME SHOES I DESERVE SHOES YOUR BROTHER IS A WORTHLESS SHOE PROVIDER. *faints*Billy: I will now give you uncomfortable compliments about the way your teeth glisten.Saxon: You're so manly and romantic! Billy: Uh oh. There's a strike coming. Saxon: I'll get a job!Billy: Never! I would rather take in boarders and borrow money and see my wife wander the town trying to capture stray seafood than bear the shame of my woman working! *Billy beats some scabs**Some scabs beat Billy* *Saxon miscarries* *All their friends die and/or become prostitutes*Saxon: Let's leave the city and go camping forever. Billy: Yay! *intermission to sing quite delightful songs about abalone*Saxon: I'm glad we're not in the city any more. It isn't crowded, yet we have visited about 45 people. Billy: Slangedy slang racism slang. *They talk for an hour about sustainable agriculture*Billy: Look! A farm we can farm!Saxon: I will hire some convicts, which freaks me out even though my husband has been to jail too. Billy: We've saved America from efficient immigrants! High five! Saxon: You're the best. Like our ancestors. Except the part where they wrecked the farmland. The EndSeriously, just read the songs about abalone. They're pretty funny. The rest I have given you here.

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