Books like The Lump of Coal

here is a thank you note (pretend it's handwritten because things seem more thoughtful that way):dear lemony snicket,thank you for not only saving my life (and my reading challenge) by writing and publishing one of the smallest books i have ever seen, but for making that book way better than it had to be and thereby saving my life once more for making me feel the smallest bit less slumpy. also, thank you for outfitting the lump of coal in a tuxedo, for reasons unexplained and presumably very important (such as, it is funny to see such a dapper lump). these two expressions of gratitude are equally important.love, me----------to all of you silently watching as i read the tiniest books in the world in a desperate, last-minute attempt to finish my reading challenge: all i can say is...let me have this