Books like Jillian

Ok. So here's what reading Jillian is like. It's like waking up one morning with a stinging hangover and discovering a strange woman wielding a knife in your kitchen. She's cutting freezer bagels and has possibly too large of a smile on her face and she tells you a rather funny story about someone she works with -- at the office, you know? The entire time she's holding onto this knife and cutting an endless supply of freezer bagels. You think to yourself, "Who is she? How did she get in here? That isn't my knife! Did she bring her own? What's up with the freezer bagels? Why is she smiling like that? Is she going to kill me? I should probably leave and call the police." But you don't because you want to hear the rest of her story -- because it's funny. But then again, you don't want to die. That's what reading this book is like. Did I just hear a dog barking?